Classic Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain, approximately 115 years before the quotes within were written.

The Story of Mark Twain Quotes

The original Twain Quote Crew (left to right: Diana Beachum, Steven Pilker, Kevin Eudy, Mark Twain.)

The Mark Twain Quote Generator!

(above) Kevin spent countless hours perfecting the wit of an artificial Mark Twain.