"Ignore truth, then peace shall be the result." "All you need is an umbrella and a home-cooked meal, then success is sure. " "The difference between a donkey and a lightning bug is quite simple. The former is an exquisite thing; the latter an obvious misnomer." "Any chap who tells you he can do without cauliflower is a buffoon." "Clothing is a common problem. But the danger involved in such a notion is plain to see. " |
With the Mark Twain Quote Generator, I have tried to capture the witty yet often perplexing style of America's most popular white-tuxedoed humorist. I have tried to tweak it such that each quote generated delivers a perfect two-handed punch, managing to be confusing yet also strangely insightful. I hope you enjoy the Mark
Twain quote generator, and remember - a super intelligent
monkey is only as smart as those who trained it. |
"The difference between priesthood and poverty is quite obvious. Yet I could do without either." "All a member of Congress needs is a debate and coffee, then government is sure." "Profanity: the best of all the lost arts." "Oddly enough, nothing is as infuriating as wisdom. Our very country was built on such a notion!" "If you ever travel Alaska, a man has no business to be depressed by science... for obvious reasons. " |